Complaint Connoisseur Gifts

"Any other hobbies besides suffering?"

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."

Fussbudget 1989

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

British Tourist Threatening French Innkeeper.

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'

'And another thing, why can't you get GPs to do house calls any more?'

'No, we don't have a complaints department.'

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

'You have to mow it.'

"The Grumpy Old Man comes with a side of, Get A haircut, Turn That Thing Down or Get Off My Lawn."

As complaints man bursts into tears, manager comments; 'I guess Hopkins is due for a transfer!'

'You cross the desert without a drop of water but can't go two days without a beer.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'Since when has it been a crime to complain about meat pies?'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Weather Map

"I'm returning this mirror. It makes me look fat."

"Let's find some reason to send hate mail to the editor!"

"Mind if I stand here for the rest of the flight and complain about stuff?"

"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?"

"Him? That's my husband. If I run out of complainers, he picks up the slack."

In, Out, Complain.

'Just be thankful that you've got your health.'

'I just got a splinter from your rescue boat! Expect to hear from my lawyer, as soon as we get back to civilization.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..

Electronics information and complaints...NO whining

'This weather's really getting me down, Hen.'