Complaint Connoisseur Pillows

"Any other hobbies besides suffering?"

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

Fussbudget 1989

As complaints man bursts into tears, manager comments; 'I guess Hopkins is due for a transfer!'

"The Grumpy Old Man comes with a side of, Get A haircut, Turn That Thing Down or Get Off My Lawn."

'Since when has it been a crime to complain about meat pies?'

'You have to mow it.'

'You cross the desert without a drop of water but can't go two days without a beer.'

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

British Tourist Threatening French Innkeeper.

'No, we don't have a complaints department.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'And another thing, why can't you get GPs to do house calls any more?'

In, Out, Complain.

Electronics information and complaints...NO whining

"Him? That's my husband. If I run out of complainers, he picks up the slack."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'I just got a splinter from your rescue boat! Expect to hear from my lawyer, as soon as we get back to civilization.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..

'This weather's really getting me down, Hen.'

'Just be thankful that you've got your health.'

"...And what's more, you're short and ugly!"

Complaints

"My new health plan only allows in network complaining."

Bill's typical response to his monthly cable TV invoice.

"Mind if I stand here for the rest of the flight and complain about stuff?"

"Let's find some reason to send hate mail to the editor!"