Frustration Handler Gifts

"Thank you for calling. Your customer care balance is now twenty-two hours and four minutes."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Moanathon.

List making as therapy.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

Angry tennis player.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"Sorry about the expletive."

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'