Frustration Buster Gifts

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Exhausted employee

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

List making as therapy.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Still won't start?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'