Frustration Tamer Gifts

'The key to customer service is staying one step ahead of the customer. Especially if he's irate.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Mediation Process

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Moanathon.

List making as therapy.

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Still won't start?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

Throwing office equipment out of the window.