Frustration Reliever Gifts

"Still won't start?"

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Computers Support and Repairs: "We don't sell sledgehammers."

List making as therapy.

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"