Packaging Frustration Fan Prints

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Packaging Russian Dolls

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

French Animal Noises.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Guess what I say today!!"

He's off with a hernia - he picked up his annual bonus.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error