Furniture Frustration Fan Mugs

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

The water desk

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"We're out of flowers."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Access Denied!

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Chair massages.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.