Furniture Fumble Fan Mugs

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Mice 25¢

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'A Dust Cow'.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.