Finicky Furniture Friend Pillows

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"Surprise!"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

The Eclectic Chair

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

'Table for two...'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

The upside down cot

"It all started with a waterbed!"

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."

Swiss Army Couch.

'You'll just have to accept it that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

'I forgot to warn you they got wicker chairs.'