Quirky Furniture Finder Pillows

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Surprise!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

'You reek of crackers.'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

The water desk

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Missing sock

"How?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Red in tooth and claw.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Ugly Plant

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."