Quirky Furniture Finder Mugs

"Surprise!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

His & hers towels.

'You reek of crackers.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

The water desk

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Missing sock

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

Red in tooth and claw.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Ugly Plant

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Stop complaining, granite is in."