Finicky Furniture Friend Gifts

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"Surprise!"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

The Eclectic Chair

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

'Table for two...'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

The upside down cot

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."

"It all started with a waterbed!"

Swiss Army Couch.

'You'll just have to accept it that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

Then he invented the easy chair and that was the end of his inventions.