Furniture Friend Gifts

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"