Furniture Friend Pillows

"The couch hates me Jane!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Get... a-nother room!"

"Surprise!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.