Furniture Appreciation Gifts

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"Man's best friends."

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'