Furniture Critique Gifts

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Bad Office Planning

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"God, I love this show!"

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Emotional Baggage Handler

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”