Design Critique Gifts

Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module

Bad Office Planning

"It appears the ark was designed with no bathroom."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"He's left out the staples"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Abstract painting.'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."