Design Critics Gifts

"I love our sunken living room except for all the dead frogs that end up in the bottom of the deep end."

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Bad Office Planning

"First the open floor plan, now this."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

How to recognize a German tourist...

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

'WHO is the architect here?'

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Pants...Before & After

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

Hmm...not sure about the granny annex...