Interior Design Critic Gifts

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"My Dad told me to tell you not to bring my Mom any of that country decorating junk"

'Does it have to be red?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."