Interior Design Critic Gifts

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"My Dad told me to tell you not to bring my Mom any of that country decorating junk"

'Does it have to be red?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Home depot."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Kritik's Korner

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Getting to Know You

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'