Interior Decor Critic Gifts

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"You need a hobby."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Painting and decorating

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Memory Foam Mattress.

"Is this desk too businessy?"

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Okay, take in the new Persian carpets and the mahogany furniture and if you need more space throw out the big plants and this ugly old thing."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

"Can we get some better sconces in here, please?"