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"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Painting and decorating

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"You need a hobby."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Memory Foam Mattress.

"Is this desk too businessy?"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

"Can we get some better sconces in here, please?"

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'