Design Critique Lover Gifts

"I was thinking of something more pointy."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

The World's Easiest Airport

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Sir Cecil Beaton

Futons/Futoffs

Roller Coasters

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Naked Furniture