Design Critique Lover Gifts

"I was thinking of something more pointy."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

The World's Easiest Airport

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Futons/Futoffs

Artists At The Auto Show

Naked Furniture

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Roller Coasters

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."