Artistic Critique Lover Gifts

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Jacques et Jille

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

Nutty Assistants

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

The Doomed Character

Fake Diplomas

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Damien Hirst

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

Soup art attack

'Britishness Test.'

'They always off the mom.'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

'And, if elected, I promise to reach across the aisle, if you know what I mean...'

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

"Of course I understand it. It's just some Grisham potboiler."

"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"

Red Indian Management Meeting

Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

The Tooters