Creative Critique Gifts

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

Thomas Mann.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Wifi in Hell

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Hipsters"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

German School

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Roads with a view.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"He's left out the staples"

"I could do that."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."