Design Critique Pillows

Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module

Bad Office Planning

"It appears the ark was designed with no bathroom."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"He's left out the staples"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Abstract painting.'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

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