Industrial Design Critics Pillows

"On the other hand, the constant gurgling sound helps us sleep."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Crap from the future.

Idle parts

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Industrial Beautification van

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Bad Office Planning

"Bob's a tool belt."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"First the open floor plan, now this."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Big oil.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Air freshener - pollution.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Pisa and sons.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Elon Musk