Design Critique Enthusiast Pillows

Urinals high up on the wall

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Filling the Missile Gap

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Real Russian history

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Sir Cecil Beaton

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Futons/Futoffs

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Roller Coasters

Naked Furniture

Bad Office Planning