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Urinals high up on the wall

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Filling the Missile Gap

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Real Russian history

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Roller Coasters

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Futons/Futoffs

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Sir Cecil Beaton

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Naked Furniture