Design Critic T-Shirts

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Style over Substance.

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

'WHO is the architect here?'

Pillaging For Mom

Hmm...not sure about the granny annex...

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'I told you this was a stupid design!'

'This model comes in these four colours.2

"How naff- decking."

Why do all dentist logos look the same and can we call the aesthetic dental core.

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

"I blame the see-saw industry."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"They'e redesigned our cubicles."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Kritik's Korner

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"I could do that."