Furniture Critique T-Shirts

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"That shirt is so last year."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

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"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Bad Office Planning

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Emotional Baggage Handler

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."