Furniture Appreciator T-Shirts

"Sorry, Johnson, you've been down sized."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'

Let's get organized

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

Naked Furniture

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