Furniture Appreciation T-Shirts

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"Man's best friends."

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

I see

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'