Fashion Fail Aficionado Gifts

The disaster that is crotchless beekeeping outfits...

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

The Return Of The Minipants

Square Cut

The Dandy

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Purple dress

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Beard fails

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'I work at the airport.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

A meeting on the pier

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

The Bland Leading the Bland

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.