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"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

A cock up of builders

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Caution Fragile

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Bad news, Ernotep...The Pharoah's cutting our budget.

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

"That's not 'smart casual'."

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

"Dad."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."