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"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

A cock up of builders

"Bob's a tool belt."

Bad Office Planning

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Pillaging For Mom

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'WHO is the architect here?'

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

Campaign Rally. I've heard about these human elections but don't understand them. Anybody with even the most rudimentary processor should see the glaring errors in the budget and tax proposals. And the way campaign promises are broken, it seems like nobody has any memory chips at all. Most importantly, why do they hold elections only every couple of years. Yeah, without upgrading they're stuck with obsolete leaders in less than twelve months!

Weapons of mass distractions

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

Armchair Critics.

Hmm...not sure about the granny annex...

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"

"It appears the ark was designed with no bathroom."

'This model comes in these four colours.2