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Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

'C'mon get it straight.'

I quilt therefore I am

Second hand furniture.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Get... a-nother room!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'