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"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

I quilt therefore I am

Second hand furniture.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

The World's Easiest Airport

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."