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'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Cat statues on entrance gate

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"