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You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You're welcome."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

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"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."