Bug Avoider Prints

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Woman afraid of a snail.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Bees v Wasps

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'D'you have any salt?'

Flies up the ante!

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Damn floral activists."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

At a pine beetle concert.

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"

We're cutting you from the team -- You're always either offsides or out of bounds.