Sale Avoiders Gifts

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sawdust.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Don't get involved.'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."

"With my tech skills, I just feel my talents would be wasted on mundane tasks like taking out the trash, cutting the grass and cleaning my room."

"Would you read this self-help book to me?"

Lemmings look over a cliff at a safety net

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

'I suddenly feel car sick. The annual insurance bill has just arrived.'

"I did have plants, but they were so needy."

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'