Rage Avoiders Gifts

'Don't get involved.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Election Cancelling Headphones

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Worm running away from hook.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

'I'm getting a jump on my regrets so I don't have to bother with them when I'm old.'

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'Mr. Wilkie dislikes confrontation.'

No more neurotic people in my life, but will I be bored

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

'Violence never accomplishes anything, son. The goal of all civilized people is the out-of-court-settlement.'