Conflict Avoiders Gifts

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."

"We'll discuss it when we get home," she said. So he took the scenic route.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

That's What Happens

Crowded Ice Fishing

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Trouble everywhere...

Political Issues

Putin Shoots Down Peace

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Aleppo & the World

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"He's over possessive."

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

US troops Exit Afghanistan.