Conflict Avoiders Pillows

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."

"We'll discuss it when we get home," she said. So he took the scenic route.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

Political Issues

Putin Shoots Down Peace

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Aleppo & the World

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Gaza destruction and cause.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"He's over possessive."

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

Shooting the Dove of Peace

US troops Exit Afghanistan.