Politics Avoider Pillows

Fred's not into politics. His idea of Family Values is a 7 gallon tub of cheese frizzles.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

New Resident of Downing Street

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Armageddon

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

Denazification

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

The House of Commons.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

The Monroe Doctrine

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Bush farewell.

75 Years of Progress

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

George Papandreou.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"