Politics Avoider Pillows

Fred's not into politics. His idea of Family Values is a 7 gallon tub of cheese frizzles.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Away with the warmonger!"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

Armageddon

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Denazification

The House of Commons.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Bush farewell.

George Papandreou.

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

The Monroe Doctrine

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."