Debate Avoider Pillows

'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Elections in the USA

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Statue of Liberty

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Nervous at a party.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Caution Bullet Ahead

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Trump promises versus reality.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

The euro as a monster

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"No taxation without representation!"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'