Debate Avoider Gifts

'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'

TV Sales. Election Year Special! Extra-large Mute Button!

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

Elections in the USA

Statue of Liberty

Reagacentennial

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Nervous at a party.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Trump promises versus reality.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

The euro as a monster

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

John McCain, pre-RIP

Caution Bullet Ahead