Drama Avoider Gifts

'Gimme all your money, or the single malt gets it!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Scarpia's Palace

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Spoiler alert."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'