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'Gimme all your money, or the single malt gets it!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"